1. Modem - What you did to the hay fields
2. Keyboard - Where you hang your keys
3. Windows - What to shut when it is 30 below
4. Windows 95 - What to open when it is really hot
5. Log on - What to put on the stove when implementing windows
6. Hard Drive - Getting home during January
7. Download - Getting the firewood out of the pickup
8. Megahertz - What you get it you’re not careful downloading
9. Microchips - What calves leave in the pasture
10. Crash - What you do after you receive your accountant’s bill for your tax return
11. Computer - What you say when calling your dog "Puter"
12. Byte - What "Puter" does if you don’t feed him