LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire
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MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
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MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
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FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
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RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood
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HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time
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WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside
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SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season
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BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do
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CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
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MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
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MODEM: Whatcha do to the hay fields
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DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife
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LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps
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KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys
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SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
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MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
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MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
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MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof
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PORT: Fancy flatlander wine
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ENTER: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
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CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
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DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel
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REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse
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