Coldwell Banker University Realty, State College, PA, Farm and Rural Property Division, Farms, Farmettes, lots, acreage, cabins, woodland, hunting land, and recreational property


THE ATTORNEY AND THE FARMER

A Meaningful Interview:

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The  attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yeah. I want to get one of those day-vorces."

The attorney asked, "Well, do you have any grounds?"

The farmer replied, "Yeah. I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or  anything?"

The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney asked, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A  DIVORCE?"

And the farmer replied, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation  with her!" 


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